I have an idea for a rather ingenious invention. Essentially the product is a paintball gun, but it can shoot any variety of colors interchangeably. The motivation for this is the absurdly poor driving skills of my fellow Las Vegans. My idea is that I would drive around and depending on the actions of other cars around me I would pepper their autos with a different color depending on those actions. Its sort of like flagging, on a message board. Speeding? Red splotch. Cuts people off? Blue splotch. Follows too closely? Green splotch. Think about it, a rating system for other drivers that was instantly available. To some extent this already exists in the paint scratches and dings worn like battle scars on some of the valley's more distinguished automobiles. Of course, only I could have the gun, as I imagine everyone else would run amok and just paint things for arbitrary reasons. Me? No, I would never shoot a car out of anger. Not me ...

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