Stress Ball

An anonymous someone left a stress ball on my desk today. The photo is not the one I received. Mine is pink with green & blue yarn for hair. It has a positively stupid grin on its face. I used it today when the phones were acting up. There is nothing more irritating than working a deal with someone and finally getting them on board and all-of-a-sudden the phones go out on you. It happens too much around here. We need better equipment.
But seriously, I wonder if I look all stressed out and someone thought I could really use this little thing. In a way it is as if I am being mocked because no matter how hard I squeeze the smiley stress ball guy will always smile at me as if to say "go ahead, you can't hurt me!" This makes me want to kill the stress ball even more. Its a vicious cycle!